The gap is closing!

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Not much room left to escape now! Scheduled shut-off of the phone, cable, and internet for June 9th. Sent in the last payment on the Honda prior to sale, put the truck up for sale on Ebay:
Moving company comes a week from today.... the days are running out!

I don't feel so bad

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My younger brothers and sisters always tell stories about how rotten I was at being an older brother. That I picked on them, did mean things etc.

However, in comparison to the brother of this poor kid, I'm nothing!




Gulf coast beach trip

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I forgot to post these photos on the blog. Last week when I was back in Houston, we decided to try the beaches of the Gulf. The water was warm, the day was perfect, and other than the water looking browner than one would expect, it was a great day!


Almost out of the hotel

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Went out this afternoon and got final details on the new house, including where fuseboxs are located, how to turn on the heat, how to operate the Eurpoean appliances, and most importantly, how to operate the TV/satellite/X-Box systems! (Yes, Daniel, I said there's an X-box! There are no controllers and we'll only use it to play U.S. format DVD's, but there is an X-box.)
The upstairs bedroom is small (ish) but is about the same size as Daniel's rooom in Houston and has loads of closet space. The downstairs bedroom is huge, about the size of our current living room. And then the master bedroom is really pretty small, no closet, nothing. Sooooo.... we'll have to decide if there will be any reallocation of resources!
I tried to pay attention in church today to things other than the interpreter, not being rude, just trying to get some details to feed the family about kids, etc. I counted about 3 or 4 boys and about the same for girls around 5 - 10 years old. There were another 2-3 girls and the same boys for 11 - 15 years old, and then one or two older teenagers. I talked to the guy in the branch who will be working for my company soon and he said that they group the youth together (12 - 20ish) and they all hangout together. This last weekend was a bbq at his house with skeet shooting, cooking over open fires, lighting firecrackers, etc. Sounds like a good time! I did feel somewhat self-concious as I was looking around the room and making tick marks in my notebook as kids walked by. Decided to write "boys and girls" in Portuguese "rapazes e meninas" just in case someone noticed my notes and decided I was some kind of perv.

Am I now one of "those guys"?

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Despite my best attempts to be cool, my true nerdiness comes through. I spent the last few days, at least when I had free time, working on this blog, trying to create some photos, banners, etc. With some significant help from Will, I think I've added a little more splash to the website. I'm trying to load up photos to Flickr as well, just don't know how I'm going to handle that one yet.

Let me know if you don't like it, just want to tell me I'm a nerd, etc!

P.S. Give it a try by hitting F5 (in southern-speak, that's "mash the f5 button") to refresh and get a different image on the header/banner and the flickr images.

My pride inspires me to do more than it should.

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The other day, Kathy told me that a church member had offered to buy the basketball standard that we have in the driveway. It's got a plastic base filled with sand and can be rolled around on a couple of wheels that engage when you tip the standard down. The family had come over to transport the standard but were unable to load it into the vehicle. I smuggly said that I could do it, they just didn't know what they were doing. So, Tuesday afternoon, I backed up my pickup and with Kathy gone, proceeded to load this monster in the back. It was a real hassle. I tried levers, hand trucks, you name it. At one point, it was halfway on, resting on the tailgate of the truck and my shoulders. I thought I was going to have a heartache attack or break a hip. But, knowing what I had said earlier, I pushed and pushed until it was in.
In parallel to this story, I talked to Willie today and he, with a serious face, asked if I knew anything about converting XML to HTML. I laughed and said, nope, I'm not going to learn anything new. He shamed me and hurt my pride. So, in response, this is my attempt to keep up with Will in adding flash to my blog. It's still a long ways to go, but it's getting closer! Learned something new today after all!

A weekend in Truro/Falmouth

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This week started off with a visit to our new branch. I had a member translate for me this week and he was as good but tended to summarize a bit. So the speaker would go for about 2.5 minutes (picture the Swedish chef..."orga dir ga doo, ork gadork") and then he'd say, "she says she's happy for the church". Tough to get any details but everyone is friendly enough. One of the counselors to the branch president stopped me on my way out and asked me when I'd be back so that I could speak. Just like living in Owyhee, everyone takes their turn speaking every couple of weeks I suppose.
I signed the rental contract on our new place on Monday, it's all official now. So that was a good start to the week. The owner will be out on May 19th, so that allows me to move in before Kathy and the kids get there. Because it's all furnished and 3 bedrooms, I may have one or two of the others from work who are living in hotels stay there as well until the family shows up. We'll see what they arrange as well.
Tuesday night, my laptop died on me....geek details, I installed Adobe Acrobat and then it killed my email and word processing. Somewhere along the way, the email server in Colorado crashed (and I think it's not just conincedental, but I'm not 'fessing up) and so I couldn't email. It's a sad commentary on life just how much that impacted my work day!
Wednesday I traveled to London and then on Thursday flew back to Newquay, Cornwall. Spent the rest of the day at the consultant's offices. Friday was more of the same. Today (Saturday) I went into the consultant's office until 3pm and then back to the hotel. Decided that I needed to go for a walk and found my way up to Pendennis castle, just up the street. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pendennis_Castle.
Here are some of my pictures. I arrived at 3:30pm and the castle was closing at 4pm so I didn't get to see much.

This is a view of the castle from the street in front of my hotel (not from my room though)

This is the hotel up the street from mine (I'm at the Royal Duchy, but this one looked good from the street, I thought!) Again, more interesting chimneys.

Here's the enterance to the castle from the street....everything in the UK seems to have a "Harry Potter" feel to it.

Apparently the castle has been used for defenses of the Cornish coast for centuries, including emplacements from World War II. I found this to be an odd juxtaposition.

Here's the map and description of the whole area. Better than anything I can describe.

This appears to be a fairly recently constructed building, I think the sign above the door says 1901...compared to the rest of the region, that's recent.


Here's the front of the castle, there was a wedding going on today. Inside, there was a chapel area with benches, etc, not so different from the ice hotel. Outside, there's the flowers over the entrance and people in tuxes and gowns.

Here's a view from the tower of the castle looking back at the gate and entrance. Notice the gun positions.
Here's a view on the other side of the castle, looking out over the estuary instead of the harbor. It was a sunny day and the breeze was blowing, notice all the sail boats?

Here's a view of the castle from the gun emplacements...I just like the stone work.
Here's a similar view to the last, but this one shows the gate to the castle and it's not a mote, but where a mote would be!

And these next two are just for Kathy. This guy, I can only assume, was playing for the wedding. Obviously, the Cornish are not Scottish, ... he was there. Just standing there in the grass playing. I made me laugh when one of the ladies from the gift shop came out and was telling him that something didn't sound right with the pipes. She kept telling him to change this and modify that. As far as I'm concerned, how do you tell when the pipes are out of tune?
Again, another photo of the pipes player, it just seemed so....windswept is the word I kept thinking of!

Various and sundry notes from Sweden

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Yesterday wasn't so good in terms of getting anything done, but today was much better. I slept in until 8:30, got up and went exploring. Found the other major shopping area. I went into the Swedish of equivalent of an upscale Walmart. They sell everything from Home Depot style tools and yard items, to clothes to food, stationary and electronics. Good find! Bought some food to take to the office and saw the rest of the stuff. There's even Toys-R-Us!

Went to the office and started working on my maps and documents that I need done for Monday. Network was down so I did what I could and then decided to go for a drive.

Kathy's friend Lino sent us information today about houses for rent and I decided to go for a drive and see what I can find. The 3 first places I looked were in rough shape and then I drove to this one:

[the link has now gone down, I'll send photos after I move in next week!]

Turns out that it's exactly what we're looking for. The owner is moving with his family to Prague and is looking to rent the home out while they're gone...until August 2009. It's a great rate, comes fully furnished with high speed internet, big flat-screen tv, second-story deck, large back yard, garage with shop and tools. There are 2 bedrooms upstairs (one office and one room), bathroom, kitchen, dining and living rooms. Downstairs is a sitting room, master bedroom, another bedroom, storage room, bathroom and utility room. They will be gone May 20th and I'll move in immediately afterwards! Perfect find!

I was in the office in Pajala yesterday. Every few minutes there would be a huge shaking of the buidling and crashing sound, like an earthquake. Took me a while to figure out and then realized it was snow coming off of the roof. The sun is so strong its melting the snow from the bottom up and these huge sheets of snow are falling down 2 stories and smashing into the ground. Here's a picture of the roof...look at the piles of snow beneath the eaves.


I'm not quite sure how this got here, but ... On my last trip home, we were at the airport, getting ready to leave, already in our seats on the plane when the radar went down in Stockholm. So we came back in, just as the restaurant was closing. Everyone on the plane scrambled to get something to eat, Chris and I stood trying to figure out where to stand in line. When we got back in the office, this picture was pasted on the wall. Apparently someone took a picture and this appeared in the local newspaper and the online edition. Sad that I could recognize myself because of the man-boobs.


I've been having a lot of Beavis and Butthead moments since arriving here. I've tried to start collecting photos and documenting them, but haven't gotten too far with it yet. Here's a start and some word translations:

Notice the sign in the window:

Swedish word = English word

slut = seal or "the end" in a movie

bra = good (can't hardly argue with that one)
fart = rate

utfart = exit (think "fart out") :)

matt = weak

and the most obvious.... "sex" = "six"

Boring news updates

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I wish I had something more interesting to report...but alas, nothing. I spent last week in meetings in London with our consultants, flew back to Sweden on Friday and have been working in the office this week. This week feels very much like a time to wait for the other shoe to drop. We've got big reports coming out from the consultants this week and the big push is to have these reviewed and completed by the first part of May.

Spent some time in London learning all about the Underground. After a couple of days getting off on the wrong stations, wide-eyed stares at oncoming trains wondering if THIS one takes me where I want to go, and getting sarcastic remarks from under-paid train station personnel, I think I've got it figured out. I managed to even make the Underground to Surface train transitions several times. London is an expensive town. Take everything we're used to seeing, say a bottle of soda, candy bar, or a DVD. Picture the cost in US$, take of the $-sign and put in a £ and you'll have the cost in London. That's fine except the exchange rate is about $2 per £, or essentially double the cost of everything. It didn't hit home until I noticed on my hotel bill that I was getting charged £17.00 every morning for a buffet breakfast,...that's $35 for BREAKFAST! That's right, cold cereal, some bread and some bacon...(I eat very healthy when I travel!)...for $35!

I met with a real estate agent this morning who is promising to undertake a search for a place to live for us. Because I don't yet have my work documents (I AM A wetback!), it's difficult for me to get a place to live through normal channels. So, this guy is going to through a bunch of private owners/landlords and see what's available for us. It's unlikely that we'll be able to find a rentable house, those things just don't exist on a normal basis here. So, sounds like living in a nice flat is our most likely choice. Hopefully we'll hear something next week...

Went to church last Sunday, turns out that when I went a couple of weeks ago, there was a district conference and the meeting was cancelled that Sunday. The branch is about 20 - 30 people and has two missionaries assigned. I had to laugh, I sat down and was asked by a couple of the members if I wanted a translator. I declined saying I didn't want to impose and cause any kind of disturbance during the meeting, and besides, even in Swedish, I could get the jist of what I was supposed to do when. So, after the sacrament, one of the missionaries (both gringos) came over and began to translate for me. No big deal, I felt a little self-conscious, but it helped me get more detail. After the meeting, everyone came and introduced themselves to me and turns out they all speak english. I wanted to say, if you all speak English, why don't you just do the meeting in English??? Of course I know the answer to that one, but I did notice several of the members turn and correct the American missionary and tell him he was translating incorrectly. And, at least twice, in a loud voice, he said, "What did he say? I didn't understand any of that". At which, two members turned and translated for him into English which he then relayed to me or just said, "Do you hear that?".

The sun comes up early now (about 5:30am or so) and goes down late (7:30pm or so). Won't be too much longer before it stays up all night. I'm not sure if it's going to be harder on my system than jet lag, but I imagine its going to be tough.

Another week in London

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Well, I was supposed to fly out yesterday morning and head out to Sweden. However, work dictated that I stay another week here to collaborate with some of our consultants. So, I checked into the same Hilton again last night, crashed late and ended up sleeping in a bit this morning. From there, my boss and I had breakfast, got our stuff and then headed out. We took the Underground to Westminster and to Waterloo. We had planned to catch a train to Hampton Court (the house that Henry VIII took from Cardinal Wolsey, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampton_Court ) but the trains were all cancelled due to switching system problems. We asked about taking a cab but it would have cost more than £100 (about $200) so we got back on the train and went back to Westminster. I had been there last weekend and didn't know what we'd do, but it was just as good a place as any other. We ended up getting on a river boat on the Thames which took us on a 3hr ride from Westminster to Hampton Court after all. It was cool as we left the hotel but I put on my gloves and a wool lumberjack shirt and thought I'd be fine. By the time we got on the boat, the wind was blowing and it started to rain. I couldn't sit on top of the boat any more and I had to go inside.
This picture is of the Lambeth Palace(?) the residence of the Archbishop of Canterbury, he's home right now, as shown by the flag flying from the post.
Along the Thames, there are lots of high-priced flats. Our tour guide said that the flats in this photo started at £550,000 and went up £50,000 for each level above the ground floor. I know I'll never live in anything like this, but it made a great skyline.

I believe this is the Hammersmith bridge across the Thames. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammersmith_Bridge We crossed underneath a lot of bridges but this one just looked like you would expect to see in London.

I didn't hear which church this was, but it was very interesting to me.


After 3hrs in the cold and rain, I was ready to get off at the dock. We came in, had some warm soup for lunch and then headed over to the Court. This is the view as we came in:


One of the details I noticed right away were these chimneys, ever single one was slightly different. I don't know why, but they caught my eye.


In the greater context, here's the same chimneys:


I don't know if you can tell how cold I am, but it's definitely raining!
Inside the Tudor kitches, these actors were explaining the meals and then ate. I thought it kind of funny, "we play dress-up on Saturdays, then we sit and tell people about antique food, and then we let people stand behind us and ask us how good our lunch tastes!"


I believe this is called the Clock Court after Henry VIII's astronomical clock (that's under construction and non-visible!)

More chimneys:

Here's another inner court, the fountain was incredible.